Tom Mason's Dinosaurs for Hire

Overview

Dinosaurs for Hire is a game where dinosaurs have machine guns, ninjas explode into flames, hamburgers are hidden in diamonds, and bosses lose limbs... to reveal guns.

Characters

• Archie: the Arthur Fonzarelli of dinosaurs.
• Lorenzo: wears a Hawaiian shirt and gets mad when blood gets on it.
• Reese: has one eye and one eye patch.
• Cyrano: does not have a gun.